Programming

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

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Nothing would please me more than being able to hire ten programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software

--Bill Gates

Programmers often neglect proper consideration of the weak link in the software: the person who will be using it.

--Leonard Lee

Computer Intelligence

That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything and they don't drink all your beer.

--Paul Leary

We know that the most advanced computer in the world does not have a brain as sophisticated as that of an ant. True, we could say that of many of our relatives, but we only have to put up with them at weddings or special occasions.

--Woody Allen

Other Quotes

My view of Microsoft is that they had two goals in the last 10 years: to copy the Macintosh and to copy Lotus' success in the applications business. And they accomplished those goals. Now, they're kind of lost.

--Steve Jobs

If a computer cable has one end, then it has another.

--Lyall's Conjecture

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.

--Robert Paul

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

--Thomas Watson

EASY TO INSTALL = Difficult to install, but instruction manual has pictures.

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© 2005 Toby Hsieh